15 Reasons Why BEER is Better than a WOMAN

15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than a woman…

1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
2. When you got to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
4. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer right you’ll always get good head.
6. Hangovers go away.
7. When you’re finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9. A beer always goes down easy.
10. You can share a beer with your friends.
11. Beer is always wet.
12. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
13. A frigid beer is a good beer.
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy beer all month long.

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